Oh no.. the gas station scene is coming..I will never be okay with this.
And Ansel fucking delivered brilliantly.
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
A dying friend once told me, ‘I wish I hadn’t spent so many Mondays wishing it were Friday. I also wish I had made better use of those Fridays, for better stories on Monday.’
Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me
i really hope that’s not real :/
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just
Ah, yes. The second day.
my textbook and i have a lot in common
People get mad when you treat them how they treat you.
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
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